theesfeld

A real man with a proper beard, chainsaw and flannel shirt. He will never have a man bun or skinny jeans. His boots are steel toes and dirty. He doesn't quit and sweat will drip on her face.

Becky 1. Which Jake from State farm do you want tonight?
Becky 2, I don't know I might just let my dog eat peanut butter. Less crumbs in my bed.
Becky 3 what's that mob over there doing to Jake?

Unknown screaming A REAL THEESFELD! GET OFF HIM BITCH I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!

by airborneexplorer April 15, 2021

Threemu

a trio of emus

Liam: Hey look over there there's three emus
Dylan: You mean a THREEMU

by Neutronic April 17, 2021

threenut

a peanut which contains 3 nuts inside one shell

I found a rare threenut hiding inside the Texas Roadhouse peanut barrel

by Arkyst May 28, 2021

three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

Three Zeroes

$1000. A grand. One rack. One thousand doll hairs. It's another way to say "a thousand bucks"

Hey, how much did you guys make for that project? We got it done for three zeroes.

by yon tron the don June 10, 2021

three pack

Three kids by three different men--said of a woman.

Whoa, she brought her whole three pack!

by kangsheng July 29, 2021

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021