plutonian man

A man who comes from another planet; unlike Mars where most men come from and Venus where most women come from. These men don't subscribe to the typical man/woman dynamics in relationships and have unique belief systems and behavior practices regarding women and the courting relationship. In addition, they tend to not follow proven practices that work in any form regarding females, business or life in general and pave their own way. Most of the time, they cause a decent amount of chaos in the process of working towards a goal but inevitably reach the end goal successfully. They carve their own path in life and confuse everyone in the process causing many to adopt excessive drinking habits to cope with the confusion. These men do it the hard way, but their own way.

"Why is he making things so difficult? Oh, he must be a plutonian man!"

by Twinkie1 March 18, 2010

Man Jumble

The event of three or more men stood in a small group doing nothing useful.

Also see Man Tangle.

A shop manager sees three of his staff talking, and generally being completely useless and asks for them to split up. "Gentlemen, we seem to have formed a man jumble, could you please disperse?"

by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006

The Money Man

Senor Rodarte of Placer High School.
His son being "Young Money"

Basically the most bad ass and coolest teacher/coach you'll ever meet.

Coaches Wide Receivers and Teaches Spanish. (Easiest Drills and Class)

Thinks he's bad ass, which is true.

*Senor Walks By*

Student (Most likely on the Football Team) : OH SENOR! THE MONEY MAN!

*Turns, points, and winks all in one bad ass motion*

Student: OH I LIKE THAT! OHHHHH Baby!

Senor: Don't be Smoking that ROPE A DOPE!

Student: Ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.

by Barco Perro June 2, 2009

man-tribbing

The act of masturbation combining one's cock with the cock of another man, in one hand, and rubbing. Also known as frot, frotting, or frottage.

he slapped our cocks together and jerked us both off. called it man-tribbing.

by lifelesslyndsey April 29, 2010

yes man

Someone who always agrees with authority and does what he's told.

I've worked here longer, but Jim he got promoted because he's a brown-nosing yes man.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Elephant Man

1. Stage name of Joseph Carey Merrick (1862-90), a man afflicted with two diseases, neurofibromatosis I and Proteus Syndrome, which made his body puff out into a series of tumours that deformed his face, head and one side of his lower body. (Often incorrectly thought to have had elephantiasis). Lived as a circus freak for some time before attracting the attention of British higher society. Died in a tragic attempt to sleep flat on his back at the age of 27; his massive head dislocated his neck. The subject of a biopic in 1980, directed by David Lynch.

2. Any social pariah, anyone seen as monstrous.

The Elephant Man's skeleton has been removed from public view.

After the incident with Hannah's microwave oven, she sees me as an Elephant Man.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Man Basket

The skin surrounding the testicles. AKA Scrotum.

I love it when a woman sucks on my man basket.

by Rederon November 16, 2004