get your life 

(verb) An expression one makes when someone makes a comment or does something contrary to what you believe is acceptable. This expression has been made popular by Toni Braxton's sister, "Tamar Braxton," on the reality tv show, "Braxton Family Values." --

It's another way of saying, "knock it off," or "Cut it out," and can be short for an expression such as, "Get your life together, because you're obviously going insane if you believe that"

Toni: Tamar, that's why I can't go anywhere with you because you're always acting a fool.

Tamar: Who??? Not her! Nope, you better get your life.com

get your life by Geniusity April 18, 2012

port life

Cbridge POrt is the killin ya p up cdown

port life by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

Half-life 2 by Andrew May 14, 2004

bout that life 

bout that life originally referred to the florida law that gives 10 years for possession, 20 for firing, and life inprisonment for killing with a concealed weapon. if you are bout that life, you are willing to serve life in prison for killing a person. Later, bout that life was adapted to mean things such as being brave, popular, or 'down' for the respective crew.

YAIN'T BOUT THAT LIFE!

bout that life by chris haugh January 20, 2009

gg uninstall life 

A) A phrase used often on the internet, or during multiplayer games when someone is doing something completely idiotic

B) When someone just plain fails at life.

A) 1337: I just shot my character to death in the toe.
Bob: gg uninstall life

B) Frank: I just hit a door with my face. Is that a good thing?
Donnie: gg uninstall life

gg uninstall life by Griffler November 3, 2006

my life is average 

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

my life is average by Architeuthosaurus December 26, 2011

social life 

Something you don't have

Do you really need an example because you don't have a social life

social life by damb_man November 2, 2017