"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
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by OriginalDoanBrother May 17, 2011
Get the shake hands with Wally mug.I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
by thamongrel May 11, 2008
Get the second-hand deuce mug.The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.
We only do Christian hand holding
by RacerBas January 6, 2019
Get the christian hand holding mug.This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.
Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."
by Lets-SailAway December 24, 2017
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Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!
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