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Goldilocksing 

The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.
Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.

"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"
Goldilocksing by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017

Golden Eagle 

The Golden Eagle is the leader of flight gang. To become the leader you must have the highest score on Eagleride on y8 games. The opposite of the Golden Eagle is Eagle shit.
I'm the leader of flight gang, so that mean I'm the golden Eagle

golden garden

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position
golden garden by ACloser December 12, 2017

Golden Trifecta 

The art in which a young brave hobbit sized man, goes on a cross country journey and uses the Tinder-guru to help land a threesome with two girls.
Monty: Did you hear about Bruce's golden trifecta?
Jack: No Way are you serious!!! I never thought it could be done. Its true christmas miracle!
Golden Trifecta by diddler69 December 18, 2017

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.
The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

Golden Ramsay 

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.
Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.
Golden Ramsay by Dabbii January 23, 2018