Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

Dad

A lover or a Favorite 🤔

Are you my Dad?

by Greasy leaf October 29, 2018

soaps dad

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did you mean milk?

by furrykitty July 3, 2022

Your dad

Is gay

Your dad is gay

by Get shizzed on November 4, 2022

UR DAD

It is a general comeback when someone says something to you

Person 1: I had oatmeal for breakfast
Person 2: I had UR DAD for breakfast.

by anonymous March 31, 2022

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022