College

a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again

That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.

by Rikkkkkkkki April 19, 2009

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

Collateral Slammage

Slaying the friends of your intended target, quite often notably less attractive.

Jennifer was really stonewalling me, luckily there was collateral slammage to be had in Christin.

by Mike Dudikoff February 19, 2006

St. Francis College

Located in the eliete Brooklyn Heights, NY. "The Small College of Big Dreams." No one's ever heard of SFC. Also known as the small college of big tuition. Affordable? My ass. It's the size of a high school and most people call it 13th grade. The only Division 1 sports team that is actually good here is Water Polo. It consists of a couple of national fraternities and a few local sororities. Only 200 people if that out of the actual 3,000 people that attend here dorm and the dorm is shared with other colleges, such as Pace University. Basically, don't apply here unless you don't want a real college experience.

St. Francis College is the only college that accepted me. I might as well just go to community college for 2 years to get my grades up and apply to a real college after that.

by Jaymie Spellman December 28, 2011

Collette

Bitch; terrible boss; thinks she’s the shit

Did you see Collette today; she was such a bitch yelling at everyone.
That bitch Collette has a stick so far up her ass that she can’t see straight.

by Lovin life February 2, 2019

Southwestern Michigan College.

Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.

I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.

by Outragedforizzle January 21, 2011

college boy

Dressing as a college student with a hip hop twist.

Kanye West dresses college boy

by D money June 29, 2004