long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.

Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

fuck-a-long

A slang word used bogans in South West of western Australia used instead of " fuck off "

Jeff: this party would be better if Terry-Tough cunt would fuck-a-long

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018

Long Thumbs

when you got long thumbs and great imagination ;)

Person 1: I have long thumbs

Person 2: Stick them up my ass, please

by XxXsexboiasiangirlover42069XxX August 8, 2021