by Halo cheese April 13, 2020
Get the dirty Zion mug.1. A derogatory name for Zion, IL
2. A town in northeastern illinois where all of its stores close at 8pm on weekdays and 5-6pm on the weekends.
3. A town in northeastern illinois whose library keeps enforcing crazy rules because of rowdy teenagers have nothing else to do but cause trouble and you have to stay out of the library after 3pm on schooldays to avoid them.
4. A town in northeastern illinois where there's nothing to do.
5. The town with a Mister Rogers Neighborhood-ass trolley that goes in a big ass circle
2. A town in northeastern illinois where all of its stores close at 8pm on weekdays and 5-6pm on the weekends.
3. A town in northeastern illinois whose library keeps enforcing crazy rules because of rowdy teenagers have nothing else to do but cause trouble and you have to stay out of the library after 3pm on schooldays to avoid them.
4. A town in northeastern illinois where there's nothing to do.
5. The town with a Mister Rogers Neighborhood-ass trolley that goes in a big ass circle
I can't wait to get out of the Shitty of Zion
Its 3:00, here comes the troublemakers, I gotta get out of the library
Its 3:00, here comes the troublemakers, I gotta get out of the library
by Billsner January 28, 2008
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Noun, cannot be used as an adjective.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
A livly person who sometimes falls asleep in class. His Teachers make him do stuff for them, and he secretly attacks his brother. He once shot himself with a BB gun, and is scared for life.
by Bob George January 12, 2005
Get the Jack-of-zion mug.Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
Get the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion mug.by kkkkkarlyk June 18, 2011
Get the Mt. Zion mug.A beautiful, sexy, hot man. Who is good with women and is a total bad-ass. Every man wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. You can say he's thee definition of shit..
He's a total An'zion..
by Mydood December 13, 2014
Get the an'zion mug.Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.
by Unanimously Unofficial March 31, 2019
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