zalend

a guy with a big pp

zalend has a big weiner

by gus6969420 September 25, 2023

Zayland

Cool,fine, and loving athletic and strong hide no feelings in we’ll b there for you

Zayland is cool people,loving and a caring person athlete , smart and pick up on a lot of things have fine looks and strong

by Donte’s second November 20, 2023

Zalanowski

The coolest science teacher to exist, Can be very harsh but will push you to be awesome

Omg wow look its the GOAT Zalanowski

by Lahneinf February 9, 2025

new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed

Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth

by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017

New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020