A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010
Get the Wondering Wankermug. Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.
by ed18 May 2, 2009
Get the Bus Wankermug. by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
Get the wankers wingsmug. A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019
Get the Banter wankermug. by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009
Get the Wanker's tanmug. The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.
by Justin Herr March 17, 2017
Get the Late Wankermug. by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019
Get the fucking wankermug.