Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.
Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.
Foot Vasectomy.
by AileronGirl August 19, 2007
Get the Foot Vasectomy mug.Video Audio Sensory Theater is an phenomenal band classified as metal, also known as Vast and V.A.S.T.
A band from the mind of musician Jon Crosby. Other members were Thomas Garadis, Steve Clark and Rowan Robertson. Rowan Robertson left the band after their first album Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998) to pursue a solo career, and was replaced with Justin Cotta. He however soon left the band with Steve Clark to form their own band.
Though VAST is now doing better than ever, and the newest album Closed Romantic Realism is scheduled to be released toward the end of 2007 or beginning of 2008.
Their albums thus far:
Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998)
Music for the People (2000)
Nude (2004)
Turquoise & Crimson (2006)
April (not available in stores--2007--)
A band from the mind of musician Jon Crosby. Other members were Thomas Garadis, Steve Clark and Rowan Robertson. Rowan Robertson left the band after their first album Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998) to pursue a solo career, and was replaced with Justin Cotta. He however soon left the band with Steve Clark to form their own band.
Though VAST is now doing better than ever, and the newest album Closed Romantic Realism is scheduled to be released toward the end of 2007 or beginning of 2008.
Their albums thus far:
Visual Audio Sensory Theater (1998)
Music for the People (2000)
Nude (2004)
Turquoise & Crimson (2006)
April (not available in stores--2007--)
by Anna Catherine September 10, 2007
Get the Vast mug.Vasetripping is the act of using a vaseline based product for recreational use, such brands are vaseline, vaporub, tigerbalm and many others, This shouldnt be abused, the effects are very similar to LSD And is used to trick little kids into thinking you can use vaporub as a drug, syl12;)
by CrowIsDumb March 17, 2021
Get the Vasetripping mug.Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019
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The final stage of a hollows evolution according to the manga Bleach written by Tite Kubo.Most of what a Vasto Lorde is described by the character Toshiro Hitsugaya.A Vasto Lorde is considered to be the strongest form of a hollow and are low in numbers.It is said that 10 Vasto Lorde have the potention to take over the Soul Society.They are said to look humanoid and are more powerful than that of a regular captain.It is unclear what type of powers they posses and have yet to show up in the series.Their have been speculation that Kurosaki Ichigo's hollow form that defeated Ulquiorra may be considered a Vasto Lorde form but is yet to be determined.
Toshiro Hitsugaya,"...and then the third class is the Vasto Lorde.They're the greatest of the Menos...."
by annoyingmouseman October 25, 2009
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And she's most probably from Bulgaria.
Vassilena... Sorry-WHAT? VASELINA?
And she's most probably from Bulgaria.
Vassilena... Sorry-WHAT? VASELINA?
by Your Brother June 13, 2007
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