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Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
by Phil1984250 September 25, 2019