per twit

Means A middle to late age man that has a beard the consistency of a birds nest and colour ranges to white to browny orange depending on when last washed. A constant chain smoking of Marlboro reds is also a bonus, but not a necessity.

A. Oh my god look at that per twit!
B. HAHAH Look at his beard!
Per Twit: HHHHHHHh! So what was dat you just asked me?

by Random Unit May 28, 2004

twinzie

GIRLS who bear a uncharacteristically similar resemblance to one another. Usually can be spotted wearing similar clothing of the same style, living parallel lives, using the same catchphrases, finishing eachothers sentences etc..

Damn, they spend a week together and are already turning into twinzie's.

by SMDB April 24, 2008

Twitard

Twilight Retard; an overly obsessed Twilight fan

She is such a twitard she not only believes in vampires, she believes they sparkle.

by Dracula/Blooferlady November 23, 2009

TWITA

an acronym for "That's What I'm Talking About"

"we going to drink till we pass out, TWITA"

announcer 1: "and he's running and HE SCORES!!"
announcer 2: "That's What I'm Talking About!"

by AlbeatU September 19, 2006

emo-twitch

The movement that somebody with a side-fringe has to make to get the hair out of their eye. A side-fringe is a common characteristic of a so-called 'emo'.

"Dude, stop doing the emo-twitch!"

by Cami-kaze March 10, 2007

Twitchy twat

A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.

Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.

Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.

Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.

by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009

twitches

Twin bitches , girls identical in appearance and both are bitchy in attitude.

Those twins are such twitches!

by Shane Lexander from p town March 15, 2010