Tucker Carlson 

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.

Tucker Carlson by A great mind... October 17, 2020

Tucker of the Party 

The sketchiest mofo of the party. Can usually be found lurking around the party with a fresh pair of Sketchers making sketchy remarks and gestures. Enjoys finding the closest unconscious girl to work his game on. Also known as the Sketchmeister, Sir Sketch-a-lot, or just SKETCH

"Ay girl, sleepy is just another word for horny ya know"
-girl wakes up-
"So you're the Tucker of the Party!"

Tucker of the Party by adkfjkdajs;fdja;lfdkl;jdasf;dd December 2, 2009

Tucker Fucker 

any female who has had sexual intercoarse in there life with a guy named tucker

look at jenny over there, that girl is such a tucker fucker

Tucker Fucker by naylorrrrrrr April 15, 2009

Tucker Telephone 

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

Tucker Telephone by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005

Tucker Max 

An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.

Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.

Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.

Tucker Max isn't a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.

Tucker Max by RMMB Member August 23, 2007

Tucker Carlson 

A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.

Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.

Tucker Carlson by akt858 September 4, 2020

Tucker Carlson 

That one Fox News anchor who gets angry at unsexy m&ms and shares dinner with pedophiles

Bob: "Remember that one time when Tucker Carlson said that one racist thing?"
Jo: "Which time he has said a lot of racist things"

Tucker Carlson by UnlimitedCringe January 24, 2022