Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

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TOOed

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

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toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.

"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"

by The Poper May 13, 2014

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Tootledactyl

A ugly fat ass bitch who hovers over all the shit that she in her crazy ass mind has created and blamed on other hoes.

"You see how she trying to hear us say something bout her. She always gotta be a tootledactyl ass bitch, hovering and shit."

by King hot sauce July 27, 2017

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To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 22, 2017

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