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Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.
Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.
by alinessa69 July 11, 2014
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Scary Tomatoes

When a man comes up behind another man, usually in a locker room and says "SCARY TOMATOES" loudly multiple times, then pulls down his pants and fucks his victim in the ass.
Guys call the cops, I just witnessed Scary Tomatoes!
by buttbuttboi September 28, 2015
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Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.
Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018
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Tomato Gang

An ancient form of religion formed by middle schoolers, was abandoned many years ago by the creators.
Initiation: Steal a tomato from the cafeteria and rub someones elbow
by FakeSosaGreenBean November 12, 2019
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tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”
by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019
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Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.
Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.
by Penaldman July 7, 2017
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Tomato queen

A boss ass bitch who rules all tomatoes (people). She is queen and people bow down to this bitch.
Omg she is slaying. She is a tomato queen
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