Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024

Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.

Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁

by Opidogg May 13, 2023

Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.

"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."

by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021