Tidus

The main character in Squares Final Fantasy X. He is a dream of the fayth along with the rest of Zanarkand. The real Zanarkand was destroyed in a great Macinasp? war against Bevelle. SPOILER: Hence the reason he disapeared in the end of the game. Yu Yevon the one who created Sin was vancuished.

It's pronounced fuckin' TIE-DUS!..

Actually..

Pronounced Tee-dus,
but I'll call him TIE-dus just to be difficult.
Sounds better anyway.

Tidus was the best dream I've ever had.

by Geostigmagirl June 22, 2008

Good Times

A sitcom I grew up watching.

To this day. I still watch Good Times

by Saints June 26, 2004

Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

by rickabone May 24, 2017

Timeshare pussy

Hookers

Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."

by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017

Tide pods

A snack that's fun for all ages and can be enjoyed by all
Sometimes referred to as the forbidden fruit and is locked up in some of your local stores

Jim: excuse me, I'm looking for the tide pods

Walmart employee: what are you using the for?

Jim: I'm washing my clothes with them what do you think I'm doing

Walmart employee: eating them.

Jim: I eat them too

by Tide pod king #1 May 4, 2018

tide ad

Anything that features clean clothes. If it’s clean, it’s got to be tide
(Literally almost anything ever)

WE ARE FUCKING LIVING IN A TIDE AD OPEN YOUR MINDS PEOPLE

by Whodat4life February 12, 2018

Tide pod

Something you shouldn't eat.

The picture is of a person who ate a tide pod.

Tide pods: Do not eat

by Inquisitive Walnut October 23, 2018