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Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
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threadworthy

a newly created subject or thread on a message board indicating that the thread is important or interesting enough to justify taking up the limited space available for new threads
Your question about George Bush is certainly threadworthy.
by Ryan Meier February 4, 2007
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Threadipede

A threadipede is the long white thread that hangs down from your cut-off blue jeans shorts and brushes against the back of your leg in such a way that it causes you to think that an insect has just landed on you.
Daniel thought that he was about to be stung by a horsefly, but he immediately relaxed once he realized that it was only a threadipede.
by Bullseye Warrior July 27, 2009
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Threatogram

A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.
"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "

"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"
by lincsyokel August 23, 2012
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thread

I swear im not aware of my meanness!
I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".
by Krkič February 16, 2020
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oboe threat

Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.
Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014
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Thread bomber

An individual who constantly drops thread bombs in online forums or message boards that kill any future comments. Thread bombers may be clueless people who honestly think they are adding to the discussion or douchebags who intentionally ruin the thread.
That girl I added keeps posting the most awkward things on all my friends comments. I should unfriend that thread bomber.
by Cerberus66 August 12, 2010
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