Stroking the Therapy Chicken

To masturbate

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

by Sulagar May 3, 2011

Hot Cocoa Therapy

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

TheraPISSED

When you piss off your therapist, (s)he becomes TheraPISSED.

1. I haven't paid my therapist in three sessions and I don't have today's check... she's gonna be TheraPISSED!
2. One therapist to another: "that (borderline; sociopathic; narcissistic) client got me theraPISSED!"

by BA** December 18, 2018

Therapy hotline

A hotline show made by a retard called Robert W. Coomer, that gives you free therapy

that faggot Robert Coomer hung up on me on the last Therapy hotline.

by Coomer files June 4, 2020

Drip Therapy

When the coffee is almost done, and you watch it drip until it stops. This action is usually followed by partying with your amigos without drinking, playing hours of Word of Warcraft, or simply being an Hispanic pimp-daddy. Coined by Este Chingon.

I'm so tired from that raid last night. I'm going to use drip therapy and party hard all day all day.

by Gregthe1000 May 2, 2011

Liquid Therapy

v- the act of drinking with friends or family to have a good time. especially girls because when they drink up, they get talkative and it all comes out.

v- drinking to get impaired ;)

lets go have some liquid therapy fun!

by da crunks July 1, 2011