Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theft

A crime that means taking somone's property without asking, can be sneaky (steal), or loud (rob).

Theft might be small but that's a serious crime.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Theftery

the act of stealing

"You have been charged with 5 counts of theftery" said the judge

by Kingtiger76 August 6, 2024

Theftlike

A subgenre of videogames which share the core elements of Rockstar's "Grand Theft Auto" series, including:

1. an open, explorable world with hidden collectibles,

2. multiple vehicles and weapons, and

3. (a majority of the time) the ability to commit various misdemeanors and felonies, such as murder, theft, and aggravated assault, in addition to a "Wanted" system which responds to the player's misdeeds.

Most well-known Theftlike games, such as Red Dead Redemption I and II, Bully, and L.A. Noire, are actually published by Rockstar, though others, such as Mafia and Saints Row, are not. The name is derived from the Soulslike subgenre, which, as the name implies, are games which take heavy inspiration from FromSoftware's series "Dark Souls".

After my little brother Brayden got his PS5 taken away for racking up $3,000 worth of Shark Cards on our dad's IRL credit card, he's been desperate to find another Theftlike game that's available on our musty, old Xbox 360.

by Hoagy Macintosh November 18, 2023

theity

A non-binary deity.

Non-binary and genderqueer people have their own deity... A theity, if you will.

by Emaline Severby November 29, 2023

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

Theft

The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.

Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025