obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021

Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."

"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.

by White Boy from Kentucky. June 18, 2009

Second Ten

Used to describe the years 2010-2019. Used in the same manner as the 70's, 80's or 'First Ten'.

Back during the First Ten, it was Rock & Roll... what kind of music did you listen to in the Second Ten?

by Dale Boyer December 22, 2008

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 14, 2019

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.

He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles

by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022