poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Mental Rash

The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.

I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash

by Dave-Landon October 23, 2016

Slash rash

When ur but plug stretches ur ass wayyyyyyy toooooo much and it makes u uncontrollably shit and poopoo urself

Bro I was trying to squat but I have slash rash and I shit myself half way through my leg day omfg

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009

Zip-Rash

ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash

Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.

Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.

A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.

"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"

Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"

"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"

"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"

Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.

by Grandmaster Bass November 12, 2011

Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra March 18, 2016