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mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.
Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.
by Zel Spazo July 19, 2020
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Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.
Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.
by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010
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purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
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Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
by schino20 May 31, 2018
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Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.
"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."
by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011
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book funk

The inability to read any book regardless of genre.
by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018
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man funk

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
by TooSick4U January 6, 2009
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