eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.

Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.

by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015

eskimo girl

When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.

"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"

by TexAMAggie05 February 4, 2008

eskimo jacksonpollock

The result of your friend shooting his love juice all over the ceiling of your car, usually done secretly in the backseat while you're driving.

What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!

by chuckyk18 January 23, 2010

Eskimo Brothers

An acuRRate assessment on the relation between Brendan Schaub and Dana White due to the existence of a certain shared sexual partner.

Also, this is NO way Eskimo brothers should talk to each other. Last warning. 🤫

by Giantdiaper July 12, 2018

eskimo sibling

When two people have had sex with the same person, but not necessarily each other. They can both be male, both female, or opposite sex.

"Hey Jill, I made your boyfriend Bill my bitch in prison."

Jill: "Oh cool, I guess that makes us eskimo siblings!"

by KateMinus8 May 3, 2014

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Eskimo Hole

A rolled-down car window, mainly in winter. The people in the back seat are treated to a blast of cold air when the window is rolled down.

"Throw some glass in that Eskimo Hole" means roll up the window, dude, we're freezing back here.

by phxdan May 5, 2009