Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

by QF99 April 20, 2020

Moldy Bread

a discolored, wrinkly, and stinky old person with acne problems.

Judge Judy is Moldy Bread.

by BilboJohnson February 27, 2010

gender bread

1.A loaf of bread that identifies as a gender
2. A person named Gender who likes bread.

Is she a Gender Bread?
She definitely a Gender Bread.

by bisexual_demon April 23, 2017

Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker August 20, 2019

butt bread

The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.

Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"

by Gezzikita August 21, 2006

Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

by The real Bread Genie May 26, 2021

trunk-bread

1.) Money earned through the sale of cheap or imitation goods, usually door-to-door or from an automobile.

2.) A fabricated tale told to impress the ladies. (related to weak game)

“Dude got fired from his office job. Now he be makin’ that trunk-bread!”

“I thought that story about him saving the puppy was true, but it turns out he was spittin’ some trunk-bread !”

by HillbillyHoodrat May 19, 2017