Head Tent

A long veil, also called a Niqab, that many muslim women drape over their heads because their husband, father, or older brothers are afraid that their ownership bond is so weak and loveless that their woman will not be able to resist the urge to be raped by an uncontrollably horny muslim sociopath. Their husbands also have such penis envy that they feel that if they don't demand that their women cloak themselves, they could lose them to another man. It is slightly less concealing than a chastity tent.

Joe: Is it true that Aisha was raped for not wearing a head tent?

Habib: She went outside without her Niqab, whining about heat stroke or something. Mo could not resist seeing her cheeks and hair, and had to submit to her obvious sexual invitation. She cried that she was raped, but if Mo saw her cheeks, can you really blame him? She obviously wanted it.

Joe: How is she now?

Habib: Her premarital sex shamed our family, so we had to stone her to death to protect our honor. She is with Allah now.

by 4justice August 5, 2009

Achilles in his tent

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.

Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"

by Eurylochus November 8, 2009

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 8, 2010

Stinky Tent

When a male is getting a blowjob under the covers and he farts under the covers with her.

i gave my girlfriend a stinky tent last night.

by NealJ March 3, 2009

princess tent

sacred place where you hold an orgy while your sister plays with barbies in it

guy: where should we lose our virginities?
girl: PRINCESS TENT

by jcaraballohasabigdrumstick June 1, 2011

a tent

When you have an erection under the covers.

God damn it! My mother just asked if my erection under my covers was a tent!

by BoraaaaFromLincoln June 25, 2018

outside my tent

A commom phrase often used to describe oneself as completely intoxicated on various illegal substances. An alternative to the commonly used "off my mash". A phrase quite often associated with the pilled-cained stage of an evening. Originates from Leeds festival 2003.

"im too fucked to think of an example, im outside my tent!"

by badger crew April 29, 2006