Teebs

That person in the group to whom whenever they speak all you can think is..."Why would you ever?"

teebs- HI!

you- why would you ever?

by lwhgalrgbalrwignaw October 15, 2010

teeeshaa

small black girl with a very very very loud mouth, and gets rude way too easily.

Person1: hey, can i have a cup of tea?
Teeeshaa: NOO ! FACK YOUU !
Person1: HEEY, shut up small person !

by imabeeimabee May 13, 2010

teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

rectal teest

A small tinsmith's anvil inserted rectally to an unsuspecting foe.

Shit, dude never saw that rectal teest coming.

by boomshanka September 2, 2005

Dita Von Teese

uses marilyn manson... will do anything for a little fame, including marrage to marilyn manson... i hear shes a natural blonde HAHAHHA

'' i cant make up my own routines, so i'll just steal yours. ''

by phantom stranger October 23, 2004

teevo

Coolest thing that could ever be. If a person-they are the best lay with the biggest wang. If you ever come across one of these you are a very lucky person and should take the time to appreciate the teevo and flirt tremendously and then succumb to his sexiness and have sex with him.
also none as steve or steevo

OH teevo you are amaaaazzzzing!!!!!!

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004