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teen glazing 

When some guy cums all over a girl so they look glazed like a donut
"hey have you been teen glazing yet?"
teen glazing by Zyrexel June 8, 2016

Teen slang 

Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand
Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?
TEEN X means you make money, get lit, fuck bitches, listen to Ken Carson , abort children and pop x like smarties.
Boy1: man fuck him, he not even TEEN X
Frat guy1: eat a dick bro, i do drugs and vape weed.
TEEN X by PUFFADDER0 October 4, 2023

teen of spades 

A play on words (Ten/10 of Spades), similar to the Queen of Spades and Jack of Spades phenomenon, where a White, teenaged, female exclusively sees/dates/sexts/fucks/throws her pussy at/behaves like a total whore for Black males (usually at the deep consternation and dread of her parents).
Every 43 seconds, another middle-aged, White man busts his load while whacking off to Teen of Spades porn.
teen of spades by yoube6ibe9 February 19, 2018

Teen Sitcom 

The most boring, unfunny, and pointless excuse for a type of kids show that commonly centers around talentless teenagers, immature adults, and awkward scenarios. Despite its consistence for being a fad, television networks don't see it that way, thinking that it is the best idea for kids to watch, so they constantly come up with these atrocious ideas. Probably, the worst examples include iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Supah Ninjas, Jersey Shore, Naked Brothers Band, and what else is there??? What happened to cartoons? Especially the hand-drawn ones? Bring those back!
{Somewhere at a media company headquarters}

- CEO: "What can I do for you?"
- 13 year old girl: "OMG I have like an idea for a TV show! This one's is about these totally hawt guys forming a band and like try to pick up chicks and stuff LOL!"
- CEO: "Hmm. A good idea! It will sure be a hit! Teen sitcoms are now going to be the new kids culture!"
Teen Sitcom by LeTomTornados October 22, 2011

teen girl squad

the most awesomest cartoon ever! made by Strongbad!With Cheerleader, SO-and-SO and WHats-her-face and the Ugly one! THis cartoon is more awesome then u can imagine!!!!
I have a crush on every boy
teen girl squad by coolpersonyo August 23, 2003