Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

Technotheism

Technotheism is a technological and religious movement that advocates that the best way to be near God, gods and spiritual beings is through technology. Technotheism advocates the production of technologies in order to be near the divine, technologies like the ones of technodeism, technoquantumism, technospiritualism, extraphysicism and divinialism.

"Technotheism might be the future of religion, such as the future of the new forms of spirituality that human societies actually now, since we would create enough technology to be near the divine and even become the divine."

"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."

by Full Monteirism January 12, 2021

technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).

ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.

by SW74 January 18, 2008

techno-geek

1. (n.) A person who is obsessed with technology (mostly electronics).

2. (v.) The act of getting overly excited/stimulated about a piece of technology.

1. The dude who sold me my car stereo was a total techno-geek.

2. I techno-geeked so much over the new quad-cores at the computer store, i almost fainted.

by PerBear June 25, 2008

techno-groupie

Guy or gal who digs technology but isn't necessarily tech savvy. They know they want the gadgets but don't always know how to use them. They are in complete awe of those who master technology. May be seen wearing "I HEART GEEKS" T-Shirts

"That girl just bought an iPhone and she doesn't even know how to install Tweetdeck. She's such at techno-groupie."

by jeatags July 13, 2009

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday]

When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.

Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday

by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010

TechnOCD

Practically OCD, but more focused on organizing cyberspace data.

Usually indicated by super organized folders and files.

Most often associated with men, not necessarily geeks.

Dude 1: Hey braj, wanna play some B-ball?

Dude 2: Nah, I have to finish some stuff here *endlessly tinkers with laptop*

Dude 1: Dude you have legit TechnOCD.

by wickedwarlock February 1, 2013