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textslation

Something misunderstood or misinterpreted during texting
Tara:What are you doing?
Mark:Am screwing together these 2 boards
Tara:I Like to screw
Mark: Thats SO HOTT
Tara: boards together
Mark: O nevermind that got lost in textslation
by Theman152 February 25, 2011
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textstrating

when a girl menustrates at you over text
Emma was textstrating at me about her friends talking about her behind her back. Maybe she should stop being a slut.
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Textsation

Conversations held through texting. These are often unnecessary and would do much better if the receiving end would just be called. Often the practicing are females with nothing better to do or males trying to get into females pants.

Sometimes textsations are used to formulate plans. However this also seems unnecesary when it might take 5 minutes to call someone to make plans rather than spending an hour through texting.

On the other hand, textsations are great if you don't want surrounding parties to hear what's being said or are in a place where calling someone isn't possible.
A textsation:

555-2143: What r u doin saturday night
555-3214: Not much
555-2143: Would u like to come party at my place
555-3214: *call*
555-2143: I'm at work
...
by agoraphobe April 13, 2011
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textsy

adjective describing a person who sends text messages about sex.
Mary loved to have text sex with guys, which they all found so textsy. sexy texts
by heltex May 18, 2011
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Textspionage

when you obtain information that is considered secret using text messages
My coworker uses her textspionage skills to gather the latest news and gossip at work.
by BlaqueIceX March 11, 2012
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Textsperation

The uncontrollable feelings of frustration/exasperation/desperation one experiences whilst awaiting a text response.
KHump: I text James on Saturday and he has still not responded. I'm feeling very textsperated.

BenLaz: Yea, that textsperation will really make you want to take a bath with a toaster.
by k_hump May 21, 2012
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tetsuroga

A tortoise-shaped candy.
Henrik says: "Could you give me one tetsuroga from the Fazer's Tutti Frutti packet?"
by Husky warrior February 2, 2013
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