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tactical slip

A moment or surprise as you fall over and somehow land inside a woman. Although it was an accident you play it off as it was on purpose and impress the lady. Not many men can pull this off but if you can you must be very tactical.
Girl:"hey, babe im ready..."
Man:"Im coming babe*slips over(tactical slip)"
Girl:"Wow you're so trained, you must have done this before"
by Twixxxy July 27, 2018
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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Tactical Seatage

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.
Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.
by gman3 December 25, 2009
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Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360
"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
by StevieStevie August 6, 2009
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tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
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tele-tactics

When you whip out your phone in a awkwardly quiet moment, typically after 2 people arguing and you seem to be close to them, not meaning to be in the middle of it, you pull out your phone and pretend to text or check emails and/or missed calls even if you didnt get any.
John: Jesus christ are you kidding me right now?

You: (somewhere in between pulling out phone just in time showing your adept tele-tactics skills)

Sam: No im not john! you have to be! you cant be serious about this right now!
by vengeance of f January 27, 2011
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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