An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.
by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020
Get the Periodic Table mug.Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.
by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021
Get the Baby-table mug.Related Words
tabler
• TableRag3r
• Tablero
• Tablerone
• Co-Tabler
• peluche en el tablero
• tables
• tayler
• Tabernacle
• table top
Slang for Masturbating
by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017
Get the playing with my tablet mug.Used by real anglo/franco Canadians (mostly in Montreal but believed to hail from Quebec City anglos). Same as taberfuck but much better....
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...
This way you're a true blue, un vrai de vrai, an Anglo Frog or a French Bloke...
Bob: Heille Roger, weren't you supposed to meet Linda at Club Super-sexe for lunch?
Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!
Roger: Ah ben taberfuckingnac, t'as raison mon ostie!
by Quebosh November 11, 2006
Get the Taberfuckingnac mug.Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007
Get the table shower mug.A diaper changing table is a special table that allows easy diaper changing of babies. A table of counter top height, baby changing tables are equipped with shelving to hold supplies such as diapers, rubber pants, pins, ointment, training pants, baby wash cloths, change pads, etc. Baby diaper changing tables are most often equipped with vinyl changing pads on top of them, and a safety strap to secure active babies in place while changing diapers.
The daycare where I worked had 2 diaper changing tables in the nursery room.
I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.
I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.
I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.
I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. November 1, 2006
Get the diaper changing table mug.When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.
a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled
by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010
Get the Taberfuck mug.