Sylvia

There are two kinds of Sylvia’s, one is is the most amazing person in the world and one who is a toxic friend. She could also be both Sylvia is the kind of person who if you let your guard down she might unintentionally stab you in the back.

Hey Sylvia how are you

by Hi people it’s me!! September 13, 2020

Sylvie

A total bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. She thinks she's "so smart", but she is only book smart, and has no knowledge of how you're supposed to act. Nobody likes her - yet she tries to be everyone's friend. You have to pretend to be her friend or else she'll come after you like a piece of prey. Sylvie has mega anger issues, which everybody finds annoying. She doesn't want anything to do with the 21st century, and she thinks technology is stupid. She has no life whatsoever, and if it's not educational, she doesn't want anything to do with it. Sylvie won't succeed far in life, because smarts aren't the only thing that matter! If your coworkers don't like you, you're getting your ass fired! I wouldn't hire somebody like her in a heartbeat! She can't work in groups, she isn't social at all, she is so self-absorbed, and lacks any empathy. I'm pretty sure she's a sociopath, too. Don't trust anybody with this name - stay far away from them. Sylvie also is overly obsessed with presidents, politics, and history - And everybody hates it.

Girl 1: Hey, did you know if we had any-
Sylvie (aka a bitch): DO NOT TALK TO ME!!!! IF IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICS AND HISTORY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD FROM YOUR DAMN MOUTH

Girl 1: Okay, okay, ch-

Bitch: EXCUSE ME?!??!?! I DO NOT CHILL. NOW GO DIE!!!!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 8, 2018

Sylvia

A Sylvia is very outgoing and easy to talk to. She is ugly and has depression. Sometimes she has a sad face on just to get attention. Be careful if you meet a Sylvia, she's a backstabber.

Person 1: That girl is ugly and mean.
Person 2: Yeah...she most definitely a Sylvia.

by triplex._lover0406 October 9, 2018

sylviane

The sexiest beast discovered on earth. She is incomparable. Sylvianes love acting like a chicken in their spare time. However, they often smell like blue cheese in the morning due to their tendency of swimming in cheesy mud at night.

Girl 1: Is that a Sylviane overthere?
Girl 2: I'm not sure (blue cheese smell wafts by) Oh yes, indeed that is a Sylviane right there!

by slandinaria January 11, 2013

Sylvia Browne

A world renowned proven clairvoyant and medium licensed and in practice for more then 50 years. Currently living in the state of CA. On every Wednesday on The Montel Williams show. Author of more then 30 best selling books. Works with the FBI and many police departments throughtout the USA. Founder of her own church and gnostic Christian faith.

I saw Sylvia Browne on Montel today and it was interesting.

by cheezestix November 1, 2006

Sylvia

A wolf in sheep's clothing. A master of manipulation. Possesses the kotoamatsukami jitsu. Generally a woman ruled by emotion with a nasty temper and predosposotion to physical violence when enraged. With her signature kotoamatsukami jitsu, she is able to convince her significant other that she is their greatest asset by constantly nagging them for luxurious excess items such as expensive bags, shoes, or jewelry, while at the same time, treating them like trash. Contrary to popular belief, a Sylvia generally does not possess any marketable skills and is purely on the hunt for the carry life.

Wow man shes only into you for your money bro shes such a Sylvia.

Bro I'm rolling in money dawg, hope I don't catch a Sylvia!

by Fate the Doctor December 31, 2018

Sylve The Sylveon

A really hawt & smexy Sylveon who's extremely sweet and lovely. She's also the cutest, in this whole wide world. She's just perfect!

Person 1: Isn't Sylve The Sylveon just the most adorable ever? Just... Perfect?
Person 2: Pssst... She might be the definiton of it...
Person 1: You could say that!

by Jankie from YouTube May 20, 2021