coochie snortcher

the feminine abyss constructed for the simple purpose of taking chodes and loads!

Oh boy, my coochie snortcher really took a pounding last night from the big man with his chode...and I loved it. DIVA!

by j niz May 2, 2007

snort

1. v. slang : to fuck snort-Australian
2. n. : Eric Franco (may be used in forms such as "snorter" or "old man lover")

Wow, that guy is such a snort...

by jenn June 18, 2003

Duck Snort

When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.

Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"

by Getoutmyfaceho August 18, 2008

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

Subortion

The act of making something or someone less then what it previously was.

When I broke that kid's arm I suborted him.

I subort myself when I sing, because my voice is horrible.

That guy loves preforming subortion, it makes him feel like a man.

by W4R7H0G November 28, 2009

Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle

To sneeze, cough, snort, and giggle all at the same time...or in succession

"dude, zak totally Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle'd"
"wow..what a snonkelbonk"

by Dantezflowers April 22, 2008

snorty-locks

one who likes to snort thee cocaine up thee nose

that bitch it one crazy snorty-locks

by Laura Huber February 9, 2008