while receiving oral sex from a female, the male chokes the female until she turns blue. the male then proceeds to ejaculate on the females blue face leaving a white icing- like drizzle on her face. hence the term blueberry struedle.
by unclefester August 3, 2007
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George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."
by à♂ June 26, 2009
Get the strugenheimer mug.A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.
by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015
Get the spruce deuce mug.The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
by El Hombre' July 5, 2012
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Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008
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