God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

God's Stitches by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

sitchiation 

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem

"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."

sitchiation by tatpm May 6, 2008

bitches gonna get stitches 

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.

Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

bitches gonna get stitches by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

DP Sitch 

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.

Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.

DP Sitch by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010

Stitcha 

A British slang term for a really smoke-filled gravity bong. Mostly used in the Stanley/Durham area.

“Seen all the smoke in there lad?”

“Aye mate it’s a proper stitcha that, looks like swamp”

Stitcha by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019

skitchslap 

(v) skitchslap: the act of denigrating something by annotating a screenshot or image of it, using skitch.
See also skitch slap

“Man, my CSS didn’t work in IE7 - got majorly skitchslapped for it”.

skitchslap by Nick Pellow April 25, 2008

Snitcherberry 

Someone who makes up crude and offensive definitions for people's names, and posts them on the Urban Dictionary.

"I looked up my name on the Urban Dictionary tonight, and I was offended by the definition it gave me. I think a snitcherberry must have posted it."

Snitcherberry by Vinderella March 23, 2009