STARFISH TROOPER

A homosexual, someone who is gay.

Chris is a starfish trooper

by gbergman April 20, 2005

Starfish

A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.

"Who'd you lay last night?"

"Frankie."

"Really? What was that like?"

"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."

by monstars22 February 14, 2012

Starfish

Referring to one's anus...due to the resemblance.

In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !

by UNITED WRIOT February 1, 2016

Naked Starfish

After a one night stand you pretend to fall asleep naked, and when the other person gets up to use the bathroom spread out arms and legs wide over the whole bed, perhaps sunny side up, and pretend you can't be woken so they leave without awkward pleasantries.

"I was tired and he snored so when he got up to pee I totally naked starfished."

by WnLg5 May 17, 2013

starfish

(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.

by P Devlin March 11, 2008

choccie starfish

One of many slang terms for the anus.

Mommy, my CHOCCIE STARFISH hurts!

by Joey Schwartzman January 6, 2006

raspberry starfish

A nice, pink butthole.

Gary bent over, spread his cheeks, and showed us his raspberry starfish.

by dickcheneyis666 May 23, 2006