A goofy anoying person who manages to always dodge any question that he is asked. somehow suprisingly atractive
by asapeawww November 13, 2023
Get the Sebastion Stapleton mug.A coherently placed corner-facing diagonal staple on the top non-dominant side far inwards within the corner while entirely proceeding through every necessary page which is stacked neatly corner-to-corner from vertically-dominant smallest to biggest size.
That was a really good staple.
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by Jgouken November 30, 2023
Get the good staple mug.Code for being on your period. To say you got it, simply say you've found your black stapler. If you're dealing with cramps, say you accidentally hit yourself in the stomach with it. When it's finally over, you've lost your stapler. Only use this if you're around people who you don't want to know your personal business - you should never be ashamed of your period.
You: Oh, by the way, I found my black stapler yesterday. I don't feel good.
Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.
Friend: I get you. I just lost mine yesterday.
by girlbossno February 8, 2024
Get the Black Stapler mug.A horrifyingly precise form of psycho-surgical pacification. It doesn't just suppress emotions or aggression; it permanently severs or reroutes specific neural pathways to make a being docile, content, and incapable of rebellious or violent thought. In dystopian sci-fi, it's used on dissidents or the chronically unhappy to create perfectly obedient workers or a tranquil underclass. The term evokes the brutal imagery of "stapling" the nerves shut, implying a crude, irreversible intervention that destroys the spark of free will in exchange for peaceful, hollow compliance.
Example: "The riots stopped after the corporation rolled out 'voluntary contentment therapy.' Everyone knows it's just nerve-stapling. Now the protest leaders just smile blankly and water their lawns, their fire for justice surgically removed."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.
The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
Get the French staple mug.The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020
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