sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.

Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010

straight ballin

Financially secure.

To be in possession of a large fortune.

That nigga in that ferrari was straight ballin

by FAH-Q May 13, 2005

Straight

Being Straight is the quality or characteristic of being romantically, and sexually attracted to the opposite sex or gender. Straight men are attracted to women, and straight women are attracted to men. Being Straight is the most common sexual orientation in the world. People who are Straight are also referred to as "Heterosexual"

Straightness is the basis of civilization due to the fact that it leads to procreation, and reproduction which is crucial to the survival of any species.

We would not exist without our straight parents.

by LifeIsPrettyGood May 6, 2019

straight cash

Paying only in cash; using no other form of payment except cash.

"I just bought this truck straight cash!"

by Pattern Blue January 22, 2008

tornado straight

(adj.) Refers to a potentially homosexual act that is in fact not gay, because it is performed out of hatred and agression towards gays; the fulfillment of the action comes from domination, power, hatred or simple biggotry, rather than sexual satisfaction.

Though Alberto made Julio suck him off, the act was not gay, for Alberto hates gays, and skull fucked Julio until his eyes teared. Alberto's act was tornado straight

by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005

Straight up Jew

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.

Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!

by g-diggity February 24, 2008