Carl Stagg

A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.

Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?

by foxylady4u October 10, 2010

Vince Staples

Vince Staples is a rapper from Long Beach, California. Formerly associated with the 2NGC Crips and Odd Future rap collective, Vince is one of the hottest young rappers in the game. He's known for his album Summertime 06 and Shyne Coldchain mixtape series.

Vince Staples is the best rapper out the LBC since Snoop. Coldchain the hottest thang bumpin out the city!

by Colt Donovan March 4, 2016

Sebastian Stan

to fail at putting makeup on... aka: Winter Soldiering

Also... that damn dapper, sexy actor who kind of looks like that guy you know

Pauline! I was trying to do a cat eye/smokey eye and I went and Sebastian Stanned my face. Pinterest tutorials suck.

Sebastian Stan's hair is like sailing on dark waters. You don't know whats underneath, but you just want to grab it and hold on.

by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Stay Winning

Continue to “win” or be good at life, like it’s a game.

“Good job dude, Stay Winning.”

by Alistair_riatsilA July 26, 2020

Urban Dictionary rubber stamp

This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.

Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?

Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.

Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...

by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013

Star smuck

An obnoxiously fanatical SiFi fan with little real life.

GAAAWD, Tyler is such a Star smuck, sitting in his room playing games all day!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.

"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"

by Moltar March 8, 2008