Little fury creatures who plan to take over the world, will attack you visously if you possess peanut butter
by I_boop_ur_nose June 30, 2020
Get the Squirrelmug. by Tok3 September 7, 2011
Get the squirrelsmug. Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.
NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012
Get the Squirrelmug. Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 January 14, 2009
Get the Squirrelmug. a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.
this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
Get the Squirrelmug. Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008
Get the Squirrelmug. It was a cold rainy day, so Kala and I squirrelled by the fire and then nested the rest of the night.
The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.
Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.
The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.
The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.
Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.
The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.
by Dr Bary March 30, 2012
Get the Squirrellingmug.