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Squirrel

Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology

2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.

v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.

2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.

Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone

Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N.1: "Don't go these 'Independent' guys, they're squirrels."

N.2 "David Miscavige is the ultimate Squirrel."

V.1 "When will these Freezone people ever learn not to squirrel?"

V.2 "Golden Age of Tech was when I first started noticing just how much wholesale squirreling was taking place in the Church."

Adj.1 "Why don't you go get your Squirrel meter, Marty!"

Adj.2 "The Introspection Rundown as we know it is squirrel bullshit"
by Théta Incognita August 15, 2020
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squirrels

A term used to describe the feeling of a seroquel hangover
by Tok3 September 7, 2011
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Squirrel

Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 January 14, 2009
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Squirrel

a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.
this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.

Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009
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Squirrel

Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.

NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.
1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.

2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.
by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012
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Squirrelling

verb. Sexual activity between two or more people in a hyper squirrel like manner.
It was a cold rainy day, so Kala and I squirrelled by the fire and then nested the rest of the night.

The way those two look at each other, they must squirrel like champions.

Ryan drove off the road while dry squirrelling, distracted by the size of her camel toe.

The two young kids were dry squirrelling to a Whitney Houston song, to avoid abortion expenses.
by Dr Bary March 30, 2012
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Squirrel

Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
"Dude, stop being such a squirrel."
by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008
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