hershey squirts

someone who has to take areal bad shit then when there not looking push on there stomach and yell hershey squirts and still puch intill they shit there selfs..

man i think that kid has the hershey squirts bad ill go and push on his stomach

by fataliptis May 5, 2005

Didey Squirts

Squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants.

I can't leave the house yet, I'm having the didey squirts.

by Dickie Bundle May 24, 2010

hershey squirts

when your shit looks like brown or red soup and is all warm feeling when it is eliminated from thee anus.

Liam- Haha check out this toilet man!
Kyle- i dont know man.
Liam- do be a puss!
Kyle- ok--- eww (barf) you got the hershey squirts
Liam- Hehe

by white venom October 27, 2011

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

pumped squirts

the act in which one squirts sexual juices.

I had blue balls all week but finally pumped squirts with some grenade from havannas last night.

by youwouldntlike it November 9, 2010

Juicey squirts

The redefined sexual position of 69 in which the person on top deposits diarrhea while the individual on bottom is orally licking the anus, drinking said excrement.

I just got a shitty perspective of life after my girlfriend gave the Juicey Squirts.

by OPENINSANITY June 19, 2017

Squinty Vagina

When the vagina is squinty and resembles a squinty shape when looked at closely. Common in asians.

"Michelle has a squinty vagina."
"Dude is she in Chinese porn too?"

by jackattack101010 January 7, 2009