spaz shuttle

A prescription, Methylphenidate (Ritalin)
, drug that was widely given to both children and adults to sedat them and focus their minds. Not as widely used as it once was because of stigma and rumors of misuse.

Bob: Dude are you still ridin' the spaz shuttle?
Tom: Know I switched to one of it's cousins

by bsol January 7, 2005

Shuttle Mutz

a woman who is seen as a fake, making other people think she has abilities beyond what she can actually do

She cant percieve the future, what a shuttle mutz

good luck with that shuttle mutz, i've been om nom noming on his soul for a good ten years now and i havent a life to taste

by Crunchbite606 November 14, 2009

Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

Spittle

To spit semen that was previously ejaculated into ones mouth onto their partners; usually on the face.

After Joe ejaculated in Susan's mouth she spittled all over his face.

by Corey Curtis October 5, 2007

Spittle

The dots of spit that appear on your computer screen when you laugh while on the computer.

Oh my god, I just spittled.

by TyTy767 July 12, 2011

Stogy Shuttle

A cigarillo rolled with weed that is meant to be smoked; another term for a blunt; like a paper plane being a term for a joint a stogy shuttle is a term for a blunt

We rolled up a stogy shuttle and smoked it to mars.

by stogyshuttlesmoker November 20, 2010