The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

spunk nuggets

1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk

"Hey these are really nice, what are they?"
"Spunk Nuggets"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.

'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face

by Loja October 7, 2007

Spunk Hole

Any penetrated orfice of a sexual partner.

I'm so gonna jimmy rock your spunk hole.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

spunk rag

a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."

by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

spulunk

vb. the art of spulunking. To perform oral sex on a female while your fingers are inside her vagina. Usually referred to the event when two fingers are used to find the G-spot while the mouth is concentrated on the clitoris.

For an anniversary present, I spulunked my girlfriend till she came last night.

by Chrispness July 31, 2005

spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.

by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003