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Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.
by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006
Get the spump mug.Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.
1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.
*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.
Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.
These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to michael.kay11@gmail.com.
Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!
1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.
*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.
Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.
These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to michael.kay11@gmail.com.
Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!
by M. Kay November 15, 2010
Get the Slump Bitch mug.Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.
by mishee August 13, 2011
Get the slump mug.A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.
Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."
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