A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.
Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.
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Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
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Get the shitterstein mug.The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
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Get the splatter dragon mug.A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
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