General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

sphinx

A bikini wax in which all hair in the pubic region is removed.

That chick with the sphinx looked like a 6-year-old!

by King Tutankhamun September 18, 2004

sphincterific

A sarcastic way of saying something is not so good.

This goat anus pizza is sphincterific!

by Glenn M January 9, 2006

sphincter fog

A really pungent fart.

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.

by the Paintman January 18, 2005

ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.

wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."

by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006

Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

sphigina

A sphincter-like vagina. A vagina that is very tight in respects to normal size or feel. Quite a popular example and very sought after type of vagina.

Sue had quite the sphigina before having her kids.

by stmfitr636 December 21, 2004