UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.

I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie

by lando888 September 17, 2015

anger speech

different from hate speech in its lack of depth and emotional (rather than intellectual) nature.

I would call it hate speech, but he comes off more like an angry teenager trying to be edgy, so I would call it "anger speech."

by OpenMicHunter April 10, 2020

Keita’s Speech

Touching and succinct.

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech

by Hehe369 February 10, 2020

safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 28, 2020

e speech syndrome

when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.

Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!

by angrymill_mass May 28, 2016

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored

Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

by PainoGaming October 31, 2021

Speech Banana

A banana capable of speech (genus musa, capabilty: speech)

Walter: Hey, did you know that a “Speech banana” is a term used to describe the area where most sounds of average conversational speech occur on this graph?

Alfred: Nah, a speech banana is a banana capable of speech.

by Akagami September 29, 2021